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MY ROSE!!!

Elijah decided to take a break from his accounting work and headed over to a local sandwich shop. While eating his meal, he overheard two gentlemen speaking, one bearded man with a beer belly, sarcastically said, as he reads the front of a young woman's t-shirt,: "Virgin, Special Life!" , " Yeah right, she's like in her early 20' s... The next man across with a proud voice responded: " If that was my girl, she wouldn't be a virgin for long!... So both men laughed & continued eating! Elijah, who was beside himself, was disgusted with their comments because he himself was a virgin at 22 yrs. old and still waiting for his bride! After steering at his hot Steamy, Philly Cheese Steak, doused in his favorite Huava Guava BoomSauce, he pondered, how he would express his love to his future bride. So Elijah streams the internet on his smartphone and examines several devotional letters, but after just a few, he was discouraged and rushed to finish his me